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beware of you
please don't say the f word thanks




pansexualprincess:

today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones

circumcisions:

urbran:

oh, you’re home early.

thefasstimes:

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

(Source: there-th3re, via romulusthread)


istillloveparamore:

this will never get old for me



mildly-intoxicated:

i want to know the conversation before this picture


jakemalik:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

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squidwurd:

this should be hung in an art museum

me: skips tutorial
me: how the fuck do you play this game

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

(via leonardo-handicaprio)